my temper I dare not vouch for. it is i believe too little yielding. certainly too little for the convenience of the world. i cannot forget the follies and vices of others so soon as I ought, nor their offences against myself. My feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. my temper would perhaps be called resentful. my good opinion once lost is lost for ever.


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posted 2 days ago with 5,219 notes (originally from memecollection)
#cat #lol #tiger

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posted 4 months ago with 24,844 notes (originally from softaswater)
#lol #wonder woman

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posted 4 months ago with 130 notes (originally from theamericankid)
#horse #lol

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posted 4 months ago with 14,636 notes (originally from ladyjay91)
#lol #yogurt

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posted 4 months ago with 185,982 notes (originally from promisesofink)
#lol #gif #animated gif

twinsofevil:

Ghost Story (1981)

twinsofevil:

Ghost Story (1981)



twinsofevil:

Murder by Numbers (2002)

twinsofevil:

Murder by Numbers (2002)



THIS GIF IS FUCKING AWESOME.

THIS GIF IS FUCKING AWESOME.

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Reading a nursery rhyme book to my daughter. Turned the page… WTF.

Reading a nursery rhyme book to my daughter. Turned the page… WTF.



Holy shit.

Holy shit.


posted 7 months ago with 86 notes
#lol #wtf #michael caine #my cocaine

Well, I’ll be damned.

Well, I’ll be damned.


posted 7 months ago with 11 notes
#lol #wtf #beer can #bacon